I’ve been married before, professionally, a couple of times, but this takes the biscuit.
charles santore’s little mermaid
Aycayia → Among the Neo-Taino nations of the Caribbean such as Puerto Rico and Cuba, the “Aycayia” was a mermaid in which its name means “she with a lovely voice”. She was known to be seductive and sexually generous, being the incarnation of beauty and of sin who gave men pleasure but robbed them of free will.
"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."